All 28 achievements

Updated 2026-10-29

Steam lists 28 achievements, every one hidden, added on the launch day of 27 October 2026. The “description” is a line of story, not a hint. Teen Crops does not mean “smash the barn in chapter one.” I am not reverse-engineering conditions from the prose.

Rates are a single-source snapshot of Steam global unlocks displayed by SteamDB on 2026-10-29, from 76.1% down to 5.5% in the later review snapshot; the earlier research snapshot was 81.2%–5.9%. The fresh Steam global API agrees with SteamDB’s rates, but both report the same underlying Steam statistics, not two independent observations. Exophase’s earlier nine-player sample is not a comparable global rate. Rates will move. Missable flags, a second playthrough, and ending ties are unknown.

Name, SteamDB global rate, Steam flavour text.
Achievement	SteamDB snapshot rate	Line on Steam	Unlock condition / missable
Teen Crops	76.1%	The concept of the soul still haunts me to this day. And I hate how childish it makes me feel.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
A Promise	67.8%	Deep down, I knew those were our last words.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Lost Mama	65.8%	She would sleepwalk and stare at you in the middle of the night.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Stay Sweet	61.9%	No one liked it when I started getting smart.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Inherited Car	61.6%	I had so many dreams in that car. Looking up at the mountains, looking down at the sea.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Tranquil Garden	55.9%	Why do the most beautiful words fill me with dread?	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Dead Grandma	54.5%	I heard my mother crying in her room that night.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Creepy Man	50.9%	No wonder Mama never loved anyone else after my father. Men in town can be so creepy.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Grow Old	48.6%	I still don’t know who I am. Or who I want to be when I get older. Even though I’m older now.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
You’re Dumb	45.8%	She talked me down so many times I ended up believing I’m less.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Eerie Hospital	45.0%	I failed you both. You failed me both.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Harsh Past	44.6%	She hit me again that night.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Cozy Sunset	43.2%	For a minute, I felt like there was hope for us.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Blame Game	42.3%	Whenever she was going through something, she would come up with the most outlandish reasons to punish us.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Strangle Me	40.7%	I was the one who got hurt the most that day.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Lone Reading	39.2%	Being alone is so scary. Being alone is so healing.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Dull Chicken	40.5%	We all suffered from food poisoning that night. It was a bonding experience.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Tree Carvings	39.2%	We ended up tagging a dozen trees. I loved doing stuff together. Poor forest.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Broken Record	38.6%	I could swear my mother never shed a tear again once she started deteriorating.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Brainrot	39.1%	Sometimes we’re evil just for the sake of it.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Found Corpse	38.3%	We didn’t even consider him to be a person. Teenagers can be so insensitive. Or maybe we were psychos.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Nina Left	38.8%	In the end, I didn’t even go to uni.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Quandaries	36.8%	When I get too desperate, I’m willing to destroy myself and everything I believe in.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Unstoppable Red	36.2%	That is my color. The most beautiful gift my sister’s ever given me.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Make Room	35.6%	Now I understand how my mother felt.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Bikini Smoking	34.0%	That hot rich boy from Barcelona happened to like me for real. I ran off to meet him after the summer, but everything he told me about himself was a lie… he was so lame.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
Nice Limbs	28.3%	I used to be willing to do anything for Nina. Even if my gut was yelling at me to stop. Even if I knew that would consume her.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.
The Prototype	5.5%	Thank you, Mama.	Unknown / unknown. Flavour text is not an unlock instruction.

The rarest name, The Prototype, is not evidence of a final boss. Memory objects are a separate page: memories.

Shopfront and a crowd of robots in Virtue and a Sledgehammer — Steam screenshot: shopfront and robots. Source: Steam app 3743260, checked 2026-10-29.

Close view of a white robot’s legs with dialogue on screen in Virtue and a Sledgehammer — Steam screenshot: a robot and on-screen dialogue. Source: Steam app 3743260, checked 2026-10-29.

Sources and check date

Public sources checked: 2026-10-29.

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Checked 2026-10-29. Corrections: contact.